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Truth or Goji Juice – Part 2

Feb 06th, 2019

What Goldie Hawn Doesn’t Tell You is Truly Shocking

Goldie Hawn, born in November, 1945 turns 73 in 2019. So it’s no surprise she doesn’t look 21, nor should she be criticised for not looking 21. However, she treats everyone reading about her ‘health secrets’ as if they are idiots. Does she really expect people to believe that it’s meditation, exercise, diet and green juice that makes her look so good when photoshopped? Perhaps it’s understandable Goldie omits the two most IMPORTANT people she has on her payroll: a dermatologist and plastic surgeon. After all, Hollywood is a world of fantasy and illusion.

Goldie’s Appearance

Comedian Graham Norton once said “It scares me when you think Goldie Hawn probably has the best plastic surgeon in the whole world and she still looks like a fish that’s being pushed through a keyhole.”

Joan Rivers once said of Goldie: “She’s been pulled so tight, they say that when she swallows she has an orgasm.” 

Question: Which of the following pictures is the odd one out?    

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Answer: If you chose the top left picture of photoshopped Goldie – you were right! All the other photos taken around 2019 WEREN’T photoshopped.

Back to Goldie’s omissions:

“I drink my green juice every day” 

It contains celery, kale, parsley, and green peppers. What Goldie doesn’t tell you, revealed to me by a source close to Goldie, is that she follows a “wheat-free, sugar-free, and dairy-free diet” diet because she is one syringe away from death by botox and fillers.

I much prefer Joan River’s honesty:

“At this age the only way I can get a man to touch me is by getting plastic surgery”

 




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